At the time I'm composing this, the poweball jackpot is up to $700 million dollars. If you take the lump sum payment (after taxes), you would win a little over $428 million dollars. When the lottery gets up that high, I find myself dreaming about what would I buy if I had that much money to burn.
Of course you set aside money for college funds, retirement, pay off the mortgage, and all that responsible grown up stuff. You take care of family (the family you had before you won the lottery) and donate to charity. All of these very noble, but who cares. What do you get for yourself when money is no object?
Taking away all the boring stuff, lets say that I have $300 million left over to have fun with. Here's how I would spend it.
Zippy little sports car, preferably vintage
Louis Vuitton luggage
Disneyland Annual Pass
Giants season tickets
Vacation homes in Hawaii, Tahoe, San Francisco, and New York
Lots of eating at amazing places
Crafting stuff (supplies, machines, and gadgets)
Dream kitchen complete with gadgets
Broadway Show tickets
Multiple vacations (Italy, Spain, Greece, France, Carribean, Argentina)
Upgrades and new jewelry (Tiffany's and Cartier, I'm coming for you)
New wardrobe, complete with accessories (shoes and purses)
I think that's a good start. Fingers crossed that my numbers get picked. But if they don't, what would you spend your lottery winnings on?
While we were out at dinner, I gave Shane "the look". He was dropping anything he could get his hands on onto the floor, so I gave him "the look" and he stopped. Not really a big deal, right? We've all gotten "the look" from our parents. You're off doing mischief and from the kitchen you hear your mom yell out your full name and you immediately drop what you were doing and come running.
One of my biggest fears about being a parent was how was I going to teach this tiny human not to be a jerk? I want him to be kind to others, be respectful, and not become a serial killer. I don't think that's asking too much, right?
But how do you do this? There is a limit to how much you can reason with a two year old. There was a great episode of "This American Life" that addressed the hard topics that parents have to explain to their children (sex, racism, and death). What I came away with is that you have to be honest with your children. Kids are smart and then know when you are BS'ing them. Give them a safe space to express their feelings and listen.
Being a parent is hard. I worry every day that I'm doing a good job. And I haven't even gotten to the hard stuff yet.
Jarrod needed to make a trip down to the valley for work, so we were able to squeeze in a mini vacation. And when you're short on time, but want maximum fun, there is only one place that I want to go... Disneyland!!!!
There are 3 places that if you asked me where I'd rather be (in no particular order), they would be Hawaii, New York and Disneyland.
We are lucky that Disneyland is a relatively close to us. With careful planning, we can drive down to LA, have a nice dinner and a good nights sleep, and be at Disneyland when the open the following morning. And then it's back in the road the next day for the drive home. Easy peasy.
It's safe to say that I love Disneyland. And I'm really lucky that Jarrod is also a Disney fan. There is just something about the park that is so magical. To me, it really is "the happiest place on earth". And don't even get me started on how magical it is during the holidays. I'm really happy that Shane's birthday is in Decemeber so that we can take him there as part of his birthday or Christmas present.
Shane has been watching "Cars" (over and over) recently and he loves it. We've never been to California Adventure, just Disneyland, so we ponied up for the park hopper to check out Cars Land. We are so glad we did. True to Disney Magic, you feel like you're right there in Radiator Springs.
One of the other awesome things that happened was that we were there right when California Adventure opened for the day. What made it so awesome? As we got off the trams, there were Disney Cast members wearing Mickey gloves giving everyone high fives and telling us to "have a great day" and other various statements of welcome. And then as we got passed through the gates into California Adventure, we were greeted by even more Cast members lining the streets in Carthay Circle. It gave me the warm fuzzies :) I made sure to give as many high fives as I could.
We were able to ride California Screamin' with a short wait (maybe 15 minutes) once in the morning. I was surprised that we were able to get on the ride so quick. I was anticipating the wait time to be much longer. I guess I'm just used to the 60+ minute wait for Space Mountain.
After a quick tour around California Adventure, we headed over to Disneyland. It was a little bit of a bummer that there were so many rides that were down for refurbishment in Disneyland. But I can't be mad at them for wanting all the rides to be perfect for the Diamond Anniversary at the end of the month. That just means we will have to go back so that we can ride the Haunted Mansion, Peter Pan, and the Matterhorn (wink wink). I almost had to add Space Mountain to that list. We tried twice to ride and it was temporarily closed :( Finally on our 3rd (and final attempt) it was open.
We were just going to snag a fast pass, but the wait was only twenty minutes, so we rode it twice. I've never in my life seen the wait time so short in my life. I think that makes up for it being down the other two times we tried to ride. We had good Disney kharma for sure.
If you're looking for the fastest tea cup, grab the purple one. I've heard that orange is also fast.
We finished up the day over at California Adventure. We lucked out with another short line for California Screamin'. This time we were better prepared for the picture.
The park wasn't super crowded, so we were able to squeeze in "Toy Story Mania" before our Fast Passes for "World of Color" opened. I think I'm not tall enough to fully enjoy the "World of Color" performance. I will have to do a little more investigating to find out where the best vantage point is. It was awesome, like the Bellagio fountains but with Disney flair.
We finished out the night with another trip to Cars Land. I had to see "their neon". It is quite possible that I've watched "Cars" too many times. As we were walking around I was quoting a bunch of lines from the movie. I'm quite sure that "Cars" will be the first of many Disney movies that I will have memorized from start to finish.
Part of my daily routine is to take Shane on a morning walk or run. For running, generally I will listen to Pandora or my own iTunes running mix. But when we are walking, I was finding that I didn't need to pumped up the same as when I'm out for a run. Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy my Pentatonix, Broadway show tunes, and Pitbull Radio Stations on Pandora. But for a walk, I was craving something different. Something to go along with the relaxed pace of our walk.
When I was working, my commute was generally about a half an hour. When you spend an hour in the car every day, you quickly learn that a) the radio stations play the same songs over and over and b) there are a lot of commercials. And if you don't time your commute right, you might only hear one or two songs and then ten minutes of commercials. My solution to these problems was my trusty iPod. I could listen to the music I wanted, with no commercials, and if I wasn't in the mood for a particular song I could skip it. And if I wasn't in the mood for music, there were podcasts. At first I was skeptical, podcasting was just like talk radio right? Boy was I wrong. There is a show for whatever you are into (seriously, everything and anything you can think of). Do you like a particular comedian or actor? There is a good chance they have their own podcast or show up as a guest on someone else's. Favorite tv show? Most likely there is another super fan out who will break down the latest episode.
My introduction into podcasting started with the Adam Corolla podcast . I had liked listening to him when he had his morning show on the radio. Due to a programming change, he was off the air and had started his own "radio network" in the form of a podcast. He was running his own show the way he wanted without any of the constraints of conventional radio. It was awesome to listen to someone I liked to listen to, talk about the things they like or talk with the people they wanted to talk to.
So what am I listening to? I have a few different shows that I listen to on a regular basis. Here is my current podcast list.
For the most part, I keep things light with the shows I listen to. The majority of what I listen to are on the comedy spectrum or have a comic/pop culture element to them.
"Bizarre States" I discovered when I wanted to know what else was a part of the "Nerdist.com" universe. I had been a fan of Chris Hardwick and what he's done on TV lately with "The Talking Dead" and "After midnight" and everyone raves about his "Nerdist Podcast". "Bizarre States" is a worth a listen if you're into stories about urban legends and things that will give you goosebumps. I am not a fan of horror movies, but I love a good ghost story.
If you like comedy, you should listen to "The Pauly Shore podcast show". I had no idea that his mom was the owner of "The Comedy Store" so he's been around comics his whole life. It's interesting to get to "peek behind the curtain" and hear what goes on in the mind of a comic. And since he's Pauly Shore he's got a a great Rolodex of guests to choose from. I actually stumbled upon his show because he was a guest on Nerdist. He will also tell stories about his time with MTV.
Next are my Disney podcasts. There are tons out there but these are the two that I've really enjoyed. "Mousetalgia" talks all things Disney and Disneyland. "Tales from the Jungle Crews" is great because it looks at the history of Disney. They talk to former Disney cast members and Skippers. It's really interesting to hear about how Disneyland has evolved over the years.
Back in my college days I would listen to "Loveline" with Adam and Dr. Drew. They have reunited once again for the "The Adam and Dr. Drew Show". Also on the Corolla Digital Network is Adam's wife, Lynette's show called "For Cying Out Loud". It's looks at the comical side of parenting, marriage, and pop culture.
I then have my "serious" podcasts, which really aren't all that serious but fall under "talk radio" type shows. I rationalize my obsession with all things pop culture with "NPR pop culture happy hour". It may be pop culture, but it's smart pop culture. "This American Life" is probably the only public radio show that I have actually ever stopped the dial on if I'm station surfing in the car.
I'm a big fan of Kevin Smith and his movies, so of course I had to check out "Jay and Silent Bob Get Old". I've seen comedy specials of Kevin Smith and he will tell these elaborate stories and the podcast is an extension of that. It is not family friendly, but neither are his movies. A lot of inappropriate humor, especially from Jay. It's pretty fantastic.
Aisha Tyler is smart and funny and so is "girl on guy". It's another not "family friendly" show, but it's foul in a good way. Be forewarned, she likes to use big words.
I knew nothing about Marc Maron other than that he was a comedian. A popular comedian of who's body of work I'd never listened to. Many comedians will list him as an influence, but I had no clue who he was. I heard an episode of "Nerdist" where he was the guest and decided to check it out. Lots of comics and actors end up as guests on his show "WTF with Marc Maron". Lots of comedy and movie talk.
And then there is "Serial". For those of you who haven't heard of "Serial" listening to it is the equivalent of binge watching a show on Netflix. Once you start, you can't stop. I was late on the "serial" bandwagon, so I had the good fortune of being able to listen to all the episodes rather than wait for a new one each week. I originally told myself I'd only listen if I was out on a walk with Shane, and I found myself taking extra long walks so that I could keep listening. I'm really hoping a second season of "Serial" will happen soon.
My only complaint with the podcasts that I listen to are the length. Generally, each episode is runs about an hour in length. Which means I can only listen to one show per walk or two on the days when I'm driving down to visit my parents. Too many podcasts and not enough time #firstworldproblems
I'd love to know what you listen to. If there is a show that you think I should give a listen, let me know and I'll check it out.
I baby wear. There I said it, I wear Shane in a soft structured carrier (SSC) and he loves it. I always knew that I would baby wear. I don't know when I decided that I would. I'm guessing sometime around college when I would see mom's carrying their kids in woven wraps and ring slings. When I was pregnant, Jarrod asked me "Are you going to get one of those Davis mom baby holders"? I love the feeling of having Shane close and getting the extra snuggle time. He is so happy when we are out shopping and he can look around at all the action. It's also nice to have an alternative to carrying him in my arms or having to lug the stroller around. I get so many compliments when I'm out and about. I know some of my fellow moms aren't so lucky to live in areas where baby wearing is as widely accepted as it is here in Northern California. Be proud and keep wearing your babies. And I promise if I see you in Target, I will "TITW" you.
Other bit of information about Shane. He's part beaver (see above). This kid eats everything, well he bites everything. Not like in a mean way, he just takes a little nibble out of whatever he can. A few months back he had this funny little look on his face and his lips were pursed. When he opened his mouth, there were little bits of the padding of his crib rail. Which is funny considering that for actual food, he's got his special diet. When this kid is being worn, those should straps don't stand a chance. But what could I do to avoid having the straps of my Tula getting all nasty? I needed some drool pads ASAP. I bought a very cute pair when Shane was exhibiting his first signs of beaver-syndrome. They've lasted well, but I only had one pair. And with all the cute prints of Tulas out there, mama needs some coordinated accessories.
After staring at my original pair of drool pads, I started to think "I might have enough sewing skill to make these myself". So I set down, trusty iPad on my lap and did some research. The Internet is flush with many different tutorials (like here, or here, or here) of how to make drool pads, so I studied a few and got to work.
I hope you enjoy my tutorial on making drool pads and make yourself or a friend a pair. I'd love to see what you all come up with.
Fabric of your choice (or two if you'd like them to be reversible) cut to 10 in x 7in. For a set of pads you will need 4 separate 10"x7" pieces
Absorbent fabric (terry cloth, cotton, flannel, microfiber) also cut to 10"x7"
KAM (or similar) snaps or Velcro
Cut fabric to 7"x10" inches. I created a cardboard template to ensure that I had Mickey's in the center of my chew pads.
Fabric pattern prior to cutting. I decided that I wanted each pad to have two Mickey's centered.
Cut two pieces (one for the front and another for the back). I made it hard on myself and cut each piece individually. If I had planned better I would have cut the width of fabric (7 inches) and then the length (10 inches). Oh well, next time. That's the great thing about making something. You can find new and creative ways to make something work for yourself. I've never taken a formal sewing class. Everything I know I've learned from YouTube, blogs, friends and family.
Cut a 7"x10" piece of absorbent material for the lining. I used a cotton knit.
Create a "sandwich" of your 2 print fabrics (right sides facing each other) and lay your middle layer fabric on top. Pin all the layers together. I'm not fancy enough to do ribbons, but this would be the step where you would add ribbon. For more details on how to add loops or ribbons, click here.
Using a 1/4 seam allowance, sew around the edges of your sandwich.
Be sure to leave a section roughly 1-2 inches open so that you are able to turn your work right side out. Trim the corners off the edges of your work. Be sure not to get too excited and cut through the stitching. Trimming your corners will allow for more crisp edges when your piece is finished.
Moment of truth. Time to turn your work right side out. To get those crisp corners, I take a chopstick and go around my inside seams and make sure the corners are fully pushed out.
Whew, all the pieces were facing the right directions. Time to sew up the gap and add some decorative stitching.
For this particular fabric I thought a navy zigzag would look nice. Be wild and crazy and use a fun stitch. It'll be ok, I promise. My sewing machine came with a bunch of fun stitches. It would be a shame not to use them.
Time to add some snaps. Or Velcro. Or buttons. These are your drool pads so use whatever you'd like. I like the look of snaps, so I use snaps. Snap pliers are fun. I think everyone needs a pair. Plus, the sound of Velcro ripping is like nails on a chalkboard to me. I will use 3 sets of snaps for these pads. I eyeballed where I'd like to have the snaps. If you're super particular you can measure and punch. Just be sure to align the snaps correctly with one side being the cap and the other being the socket/stud piece.
All done. Snaps are in the right places Socket on the left side, cap on the right. This will also allow for my pads to be reversible.
Repeat steps to complete your second drool pad. Make up a pair or two and dress up your favorite baby carrier. These would also be a great baby shower gift.